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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、
女友给我说:我把你埋地里,秋天就会收获很多很多。
我回了一句“其实你不用那么麻烦,把咱俩埋在被子里,秋天就会收获很多很多”
2、
“特别能吃苦”这5个字,我想了想,我只做到了前四个。
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一时尚女子生日,和朋友喝酒庆祝后开车回家,被交警拦了下来。交警掏出酒精检测仪让她吹气,该女子嫣然一笑,说:吹之前,我能先许个愿吗?

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