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内力煮火锅(2024-4-17 19:06)提示: 3个笑话只有2个写了编号,帮你改好了,下次注意
1.昨天清晨,躺在床上偷偷給男朋友發信息,隱約聽見我媽在樓下對我爸說:“你去叫姑娘起床。”我爸輕輕的走上了樓,我趕緊背過身裝睡。爸輕輕的給我掖了掖被子,拉了拉枕頭就走了,我十分感動,然後就發現枕邊的手機不見了。
2.辦公室有個妹子比較矯情,整天說我們這個不乾淨那個不講究衛生的,時間長了大家都有怨言。剛剛辦公室另一個妹子在喝水,她又開始說:“看看你的水杯,幾天不刷了,還喝,髒死了,我洗腳盆都要比你的水杯乾淨。”喝水妹子生氣了說:“我可以拿我的髒杯子喝水,你能拿你的乾淨洗腳盆喝水嗎?”
3.有沒有出國旅遊過的朋友?比如去過塞班島馬爾代夫啥的,快給我說說詳細的旅遊費用攻略啥的,我最近有個同學聚會,聊天時候可能會用到。

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